Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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