I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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