just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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