She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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