Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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