The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
BRING THE BAGELS
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
is that a dick in a sweater?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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