So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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