I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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