You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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