Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I am full of burrito and curiosity
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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