BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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