Do vagina's smell?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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