BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
