So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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