I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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