Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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