I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How drunk are you?
Completed.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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