Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got inside last night via doggy door
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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