I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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