Got a toothbrush?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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