consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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