The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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