Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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