In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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