Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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