I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
