Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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