Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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