I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My ATM looks so different sober.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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