If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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