Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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