so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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