What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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