I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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