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Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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