You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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