so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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