Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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