So drunk its hurt
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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