My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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