you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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