so that wasnt chicken after all
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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