problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I had to cum in my sink.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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