Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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