you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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