im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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