So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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