is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The power of my boobs compel you
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize