I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
