it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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