god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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