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those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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