I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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