no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
whose parrot is this?
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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