Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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