I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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