I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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