remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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