just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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