can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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