My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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